(May have triggers)
→Make every item have a random chance of being a mimic that’s been paralyzed or bound into service as an item. Keep track and wait for the party to remove a curse from party members carrying one or to inadvertently complete the bound mimic’s service.
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Like a potion of healing, but it’s always screaming. The screams cannot be heard when the potion is contained (say, in a bottle or in someone’s stomach). However, once the potion enters the drinker’s blood stream, their blood will also begin to scream. This goes unnoticed until the drinker gets wounded.
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Instead of gold, the dragon’s hoard is just a bunch of drawings of gold.
They were drawn by its wrymlings and are thus the most valuable treasure of all, in every way but worth when sold.
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“I will turn this campaign around, young man.”— DM
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“I don’t think thirty-six undead frogs counts as a plague, but okay.”—
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““I can worship multiple gods, I’m polyamorous!” “…You mean polytheistic?” “I’m into that too!””—
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Me, waking up my children in 2035: “Get woke, Bae and Thot, it’s time to vore breakfast!”
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