(May have triggers)

probablybadrpgideas:

Make every item have a random chance of being a mimic that’s been paralyzed or bound into service as an item.  Keep track and wait for the party to remove a curse from party members carrying one or to inadvertently complete the bound mimic’s service. 

A wailing potion of healing

probablybadrpgideas:

Like a potion of healing, but it’s always screaming. The screams cannot be heard when the potion is contained (say, in a bottle or in someone’s stomach). However, once the potion enters the drinker’s blood stream, their blood will also begin to scream. This goes unnoticed until the drinker gets wounded.

probablybadrpgideas:

Instead of gold, the dragon’s hoard is just a bunch of drawings of gold.

They were drawn by its wrymlings and are thus the most valuable treasure of all, in every way but worth when sold.

outofcontextdnd:

“I will turn this campaign around, young man.”

— DM

outofcontextdnd:

“I don’t think thirty-six undead frogs counts as a plague, but okay.”

outofcontextdnd:

““I can worship multiple gods, I’m polyamorous!” “…You mean polytheistic?” “I’m into that too!””

hoodclum:

when u got some opinions on things but ur deciding if its worth starting an argument over

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futurebeefcake:

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this is the only toy he won’t rip to shreds he just tenderly carries it around with him

gaymutual:

Me, waking up my children in 2035: “Get woke, Bae and Thot, it’s time to vore breakfast!”

womanbecomescow:

fuck this shit imma just sit here

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kiwisbitch:

seashellronan:

something: *exists*

me: hmm okay

something: *is pink*

me: oooooh yes add to fuckin cart baby

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devon-aoki:
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